I am one of those people who has a mirror permanently attached to the the end of their nose- I take it out in class, during meals and even when I'm swimming- it's my thing you see.
This habit has created a lot of tension with my teachers and I because, for some reason unbeknown to me, they don't like it when you are checking your appearance instead of listening to them. My friend Flabby the Edible does have a theory when it comes to mirrors and teachers. Their problem isn't that you aren't paying attention- it's that you can look in the mirror and they can't! Take, for example, my teacher- Mr X- all he wants to do is marvel at the splendour of his multicoloured beard, but he just can't because he is a teacher. So, the next time you're having a nice long look in the mirror and a teacher comes over and ruins your fun, subtly offer them the mirror- I guarantee you will make their day and they will never bother you again.
As I have mentioned before I am boycotting sleep, and now that I am I have plenty of time to think.One of the things that has crossed my mind during the late hours of the night is this- If you try to boycott sleep, you will not last a week. Ignore everything I previously said about the dangers of sleep- do not try and avoid it, your mind will be scrambled.
I accidentally stumbled across a major conspiracy- THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR..... ARE THE SAME SONG!!! I mean what sort of a world is it that we live in where the classics that we know and love actually turn out all to be the very same song!! Absolutely shocking.
And the Panda went..... doodly do do do do do do do. What on earth is he doing here? I hope he's here to stay.......
I am off for a sandwich now.........
Tuesday 31 August 2010
Saturday 28 August 2010
Sleep
This is my first blog, so naturally I am going to make it about something exciting-sleep!
Let's face it - we are all hopelessly addicted to sleep. Now, in my opinion, this is a highly dangerous addiction- much more so than your average alcoholic Andy's addiction or Dan the druggie's addiction. Maybe your thinking what's so dangerous about sleeping? or maybe your nodding in agreement right about now, or maybe neither of the above. Well, if it's the second, be ready to nod some more...
1. All the things we worry about during the day are running through our heads when we sleep and we turn them into the scary realities some people call 'dreams', in turn making us even more paranoid when we wake up.
2. Being a teenager, I apparently need 9.28 hours of sleep EVERY day. Seriously, who has time for that? And what is the .28?? minutes?? because if so that is incredibly precise...
3. Okay, be ready to have your mind blown by this next one. WHAT IF WE FORGOT HOW TO SLEEP?? Ever thought about that? What if one night, everyone would be going to bed with their teddies and their footsie pyjamas in place and they just lay there, all night. No one in the world would get ANY sleep and everyone would get very cranky and stomp about with bed head and morning breath. What kind of a world would that be?? (May I just point out that this would not happen all at once, the mayhem would descend later on in exotic places like Benidorm where there is a time difference)
So, now you see. Sleep is a dangerous danger to all of us! And the only solution that I can see is for everyone in the world to boycott sleep.... before it boycotts us..........
Let's face it - we are all hopelessly addicted to sleep. Now, in my opinion, this is a highly dangerous addiction- much more so than your average alcoholic Andy's addiction or Dan the druggie's addiction. Maybe your thinking what's so dangerous about sleeping? or maybe your nodding in agreement right about now, or maybe neither of the above. Well, if it's the second, be ready to nod some more...
1. All the things we worry about during the day are running through our heads when we sleep and we turn them into the scary realities some people call 'dreams', in turn making us even more paranoid when we wake up.
2. Being a teenager, I apparently need 9.28 hours of sleep EVERY day. Seriously, who has time for that? And what is the .28?? minutes?? because if so that is incredibly precise...
3. Okay, be ready to have your mind blown by this next one. WHAT IF WE FORGOT HOW TO SLEEP?? Ever thought about that? What if one night, everyone would be going to bed with their teddies and their footsie pyjamas in place and they just lay there, all night. No one in the world would get ANY sleep and everyone would get very cranky and stomp about with bed head and morning breath. What kind of a world would that be?? (May I just point out that this would not happen all at once, the mayhem would descend later on in exotic places like Benidorm where there is a time difference)
So, now you see. Sleep is a dangerous danger to all of us! And the only solution that I can see is for everyone in the world to boycott sleep.... before it boycotts us..........
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)