Sleep

This is my first blog, so naturally I am going to make it about something exciting-sleep!
Let's face it - we are all hopelessly addicted to sleep. Now, in my opinion, this is a highly dangerous addiction- much more so than your average alcoholic Andy's addiction or Dan the druggie's addiction. Maybe your thinking what's so dangerous about sleeping? or maybe your nodding in agreement right about now, or maybe neither of the above. Well, if it's the second, be ready to nod some more...
1. All the things we worry about during the day are running through our heads when we sleep and we turn them into the scary realities some people call 'dreams', in turn making us even more paranoid when we wake up.
2. Being a teenager, I apparently need 9.28 hours of sleep EVERY day. Seriously, who has time for that? And what is the .28?? minutes?? because if so that is incredibly precise...
3. Okay, be ready to have your mind blown by this next one. WHAT IF WE FORGOT HOW TO SLEEP?? Ever thought about that? What if one night, everyone would be going to bed with their teddies and their footsie pyjamas in place and they just lay there, all night. No one in the world would get ANY sleep and everyone would get very cranky and stomp about with bed head and morning breath. What kind of a world would that be?? (May I just point out that this would not happen all at once, the mayhem would descend later on in exotic places like Benidorm where there is a time difference)
So, now you see. Sleep is a dangerous danger to all of us! And the only solution that I can see is for everyone in the world to boycott sleep.... before it boycotts us..........