The sad tale of a man and his beard.

I am one of those people who has a mirror permanently attached to the the end of their nose- I take it out in class, during meals and even when I'm swimming- it's my thing you see.
This habit has created a lot of tension with my teachers and I because, for some reason unbeknown to me, they don't like it when you are checking your appearance instead of listening to them. My friend Flabby the Edible does have a theory when it comes to mirrors and teachers. Their problem isn't that you aren't paying attention- it's that you can look in the mirror and they can't! Take, for example, my teacher- Mr X- all he wants to do is marvel at the splendour of his multicoloured beard, but he just can't because he is a teacher. So, the next time you're having a nice long look in the mirror and a teacher comes over and ruins your fun, subtly offer them the mirror- I guarantee you will make their day and they will never bother you again.
As I have mentioned before I am boycotting sleep, and now that I am I have plenty of time to think.One of the things that has crossed my mind during the late hours of the night is this- If you try to boycott sleep, you will not last a week. Ignore everything I previously said about the dangers of sleep- do not try and avoid it, your mind will be scrambled.
I accidentally stumbled across a major conspiracy- THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR..... ARE THE SAME SONG!!! I mean what sort of a world is it that we live in where the classics that we know and love actually turn out all to be the very same song!! Absolutely shocking.
And the Panda went..... doodly do do do do do do do. What on earth is he doing here? I hope he's here to stay.......
I am off for a sandwich now.........